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Man Wife 

A man's non-homosexual guy friend that acts like a wife. Constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. Usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.
Wife: "Your man wife is on the phone again, He needs his 30 minute update"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"
Man Wife by The Real Mrs B April 27, 2010
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Man-wife 

The hottest kind of man. Is great at cooking and cleaning. Has the sweetest kind of heart. Plus has strong abs and gives the best hugs. A really good lover.
My husband is so hot. He cooks and cleans and gives amazing cuddles! He’s the best man-wife ever. I love him!
Man-wife by Rosalinas January 15, 2022
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man-wife 

A man who acts like a wife
A man who represents a/the wife (even if he is not gay and is married to a woman)
A femanine man in a marrige
A man who you are married to and he likes to crossdress as a woman on a regular basis
a man who does woman things (esp steryotypical woman like things) in a marrige?

Gail: hey sally, you're Howard ok? :)
Sally: yea, he right over there busy as a bee :)*pointing*
Gail: *looking* oh, i see he's hoovering while dressed like a woman
sally : yea, he's great. he's my man-wife ^_^

" I wish Eddie Izzard was my man wife" :)
man-wife by Bunkey letwat November 6, 2007

Man-Wife 

A man's best friend.
Joe is meeting his man-wife for a beer after work.
Man-Wife by EVF May 28, 2008

man-wife 

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
man-wife by skyler johns March 12, 2024

man-wife 

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
man-wife by skyler johns March 12, 2024

man with wife 

A completely average guy suffering the realization that his marriage (long-term committed relationship) has slowly devolved into a lonely, sexless living arrangement, usually involving an unhealthy frequency of sad masturbation.
My relationship used to include sex and great conversations, but I've come to the realization that I am now just a man with wife.
man with wife by Man With Wife November 16, 2011
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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