Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.

Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.

by Nduck March 17, 2024

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

Talks like a man with a paper ass

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

by fonspa November 1, 2010

Kill the man with the ball

The coolest school yard game where the name of the game is the only rule.

One kid gets a ball (any kind wil do), and everybody else chases him and tries to beat the crap out of him.

Let's play kill the man with the ball at recess.

by BMarquis February 13, 2009

Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

the man with the golden gun

A movie in the James Bond series. The movie title "The Man With The Golden Gun" refers to the villian of the movie Fransico Scaramanga. He is a hitman who used a golden gun with golden bullets to take out his victims. In the movie he was nick-named "The man with the golden gun."

M: James what do you know about Francisco Scaramanga?
Bond: yes, the man with the golden gun.

by lfletch1 May 22, 2007

The Man With The Liquid Cock

The Man With The Liquid Cock (TMWTLC) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the West Midlands.

He creeps up behind people having sex in public places and uses his liquid dick to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: "Wa-He-Heyyy!!"

Andrew: "... and they were just having normal sex and then suddenly they hear

"Wa-He-Heyyy!"

And before they knew it, she's being DP'd"

Ollie: "No way! Must be The Man With The Liquid Cock"

by Ollie2323 June 19, 2017