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you're talking like a man with a paper asshole 

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talks like a man with a paper ass 

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.
See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

Kill the man with the ball 

The coolest school yard game where the name of the game is the only rule.

One kid gets a ball (any kind wil do), and everybody else chases him and tries to beat the crap out of him.
Let's play kill the man with the ball at recess.

Happy as a man with tits in his hat 

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

the man with the golden gun 

A movie in the James Bond series. The movie title "The Man With The Golden Gun" refers to the villian of the movie Fransico Scaramanga. He is a hitman who used a golden gun with golden bullets to take out his victims. In the movie he was nick-named "The man with the golden gun."
M: James what do you know about Francisco Scaramanga?
Bond: yes, the man with the golden gun.

The Man With The Liquid Cock 

The Man With The Liquid Cock (TMWTLC) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the West Midlands.

He creeps up behind people having sex in public places and uses his liquid dick to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: "Wa-He-Heyyy!!"
Andrew: "... and they were just having normal sex and then suddenly they hear

"Wa-He-Heyyy!"

And before they knew it, she's being DP'd"

Ollie: "No way! Must be The Man With The Liquid Cock"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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