manwidth

The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes.

My manwidth drives the ladies wild.

by Jack August 5, 2006

manwidth

having the ability to handle or deal with an intensely sexy situation

"dude, you don't have enough manwidth to handle those girls"

by Fru May 13, 2006

Mandwidth

The maximum amount of manly things one can do in an allotted time-span.

Rick's Mandwidth allows him to do as many manly actions as he wants. However John's Mandwidth is capped at 1 MA/pm (Manly Actions Per Minute)

by BigPalooka1 July 7, 2011

mandwidth

The level of capability for a group or organization to complete a task or set of tasks in a given amount of time.

Coined by my co-worker at a design review meeting with a supplier.

Could also be “manwidth.”

#1a: Brittany Spears’ image is in the tank. She needs to take some time off and revamp her style.
#1b: Dude, no PR firm in the world has the mandwidth to resurrect that hoochie.

#2a: I can’t handle any more group homework assignments, my group just doesn’t have the mandwidth to finish everything before finals.

by pihmpdaddi January 7, 2008

ManWithoutModem

Another word for a nazi mod

Fuck ManWithoutModem, he's such a nazi mod

by mwmwatch November 10, 2017

Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.

Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.

by Nduck March 17, 2024