Man Tug-Of-War

The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.

"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".

by Horatio Q Nobcluster January 17, 2008

one man tug-of-war

v.To masturbate aggressively.

Gareth eventually won the one man tug-of-war. It was hard going. But, in the end, he was covered in muck anyway

by Geoff Scotland July 24, 2008