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man-o-plasm 

Man-o-plasm refers to a 'load' of very viscous, cloudy white semen that is ejaculated from a man's wanger upon orgasm. It is named 'man-o-plasm' as it resembles the eerie substance that ghostly apparitions are said to leave behind (made famous in the movie Ghostbusters).

See also: rectoplasm
Egon: there were definitely ghosts here Peter, look, there's some ectoplasm in the corner...

Peter: Egon, you fuck, that isn't ectoplasm.. Ray was over in that corner there earlier with a copy of Hustler.

Egon: shit, then it's just a load of man-o-plasm. Goddamn Ray, you filthy cunt.

Ray: Aw christ, WHAT NOW?!?
man-o-plasm by MirrorriM June 5, 2007

man juice plasma grenade 

shave your pubes and then you nut in the pubes and mix it together and throw it in some bitches face!!
sue: hey hank whats that in your hand?

hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016