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C’mon Man
A phrase to use when answering a question, and you have no clue as to the answer, and possibly don’t even understand the question.
Reporter: Mr. President, what is your administration plan to control US border crisis?
Mr. President: The US border? Hey, look, the border, is……you know, the thing….as I stated earlier….and we’re certainly doing something somewhere to……..you know…..to control it. C’mon man!
Mr. President: The US border? Hey, look, the border, is……you know, the thing….as I stated earlier….and we’re certainly doing something somewhere to……..you know…..to control it. C’mon man!
C’mon Man by Sharon DePussy January 22, 2022
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C'mon Man by Anonymous{3527} November 2, 2020
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Mon Man
person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"
person 2: "Because she has a dick."
person 1: "Oh..."
person 2: "Because she has a dick."
person 1: "Oh..."
Mon Man by DaisyTheMexican December 25, 2012
no man monday
Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.
no man monday by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019
Man Money
Revenue that a married man has obtained without his partners knowledge. Monies are usually obtained by selling goods or services and spent on alcoholic beverages and other things ones partner may disapprove of.
"Damn I gotta get some man money before this weekend, my old lady is out of town so I'm gonna hang out with my wang out at the strip club"
Man Money by yeti mansweater December 9, 2008
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