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The J Man
The J Man by Jimmy Hardwick July 28, 2008
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j-man
A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.
j-man by a-non-y-mo-us September 13, 2009
Jim Jam the J-man
the culest dj out foo. he aint got nobody tellin him wut ta do. he sa fly and sa sexaiii. i wish i was jus like him yknow? he gunna be rippin up da beats for yeers and yeers. and he da smartest mutha fucka wen it coms to evrythin, espesialy trivial pursuit. becuz u no wen he get started on dat, he gon beat yo ass strait up. he da best guy u wil eva meet. he is jus dat great .
Jim Jam the J-man will beet sarahs ass all day in some good trivial pusuit
Jim Jam the J-man is absoloutley dropping these beats on there bak and makin dem sound sick yo... yeah
Jim Jam the J-man is absoloutley dropping these beats on there bak and makin dem sound sick yo... yeah
Jim Jam the J-man by NOT-JIM-JAM-THE-JMAN December 6, 2012
j-man
A white wannabee ghetto person who likes to straighten Tina's curls...
He enjoys Tila tequila and greets people saying HEY GIRL HEY!
J-man's are also very naughty and like to play with handcuffs!!
J-mans have an anmazing model walk and likes to think that he is crunk!
He enjoys Tila tequila and greets people saying HEY GIRL HEY!
J-man's are also very naughty and like to play with handcuffs!!
J-mans have an anmazing model walk and likes to think that he is crunk!
j-man by Melissa Moore May 30, 2008
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