The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of
Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice
on the floor, and cover the ground around it with
garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.