Man Clan

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Large congregation of teenage boys who exhibit these signs

-lack there of female friends
-Scared of Women
- spend a lot of their time plotting ways to obtain poon but then freak out when they are finally presented with an opportunity to get it so they go home and play 3 hours CS instead.
- good kids

Dude! I am so excited, I went over and spoke to the man clan today and only a few of them freaked out

Man Clan by Batty Boyz January 5, 2010

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A secret society of men who in the normal course of life exude extreme masculine traits - whether desirable or not. These men truly believe that expressing these extreme macho, testosterone behaviors will quell their own insecurities. Metro-sexual men are banned from this society. You can tell a card holding "Man Clan" member by his disdain for the color pink, total avoidance of restaurants that serve quiche, the empty beer cans rolling around the bed of their truck, the implementation of "booger shooting" i.e. holding one nostril and rapidly exhaling through the nose instead of using a kleenex, the layer of grease under their nails, and the over-sized off road vehicles, not to mention the fact that they go out of their way to themselves and others to "prove" that they are the ultimate in masculinity. They will totally embrace irrational stubborn stupidity to preserve their man clan status.

Egregious acts of kindness, sensitivity, house cleaning, cooking, will ban a Man-Clan member for life. This ceremony involves the member to be dressed in pink, and the traditional burning of the "Man Clan Card".

MAN CLAN CARD by beentheredonehim June 24, 2010

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Man Clan • MAN CLAN CARD • Manly Man Clan • OLD MAN CLAN • The Man Clan • Cut-A-Man Clan. • clanny man • man • man whore • man child

OLD MAN CLAN

OLD MAN CLAN

A ONLINE FRATERNITY OF MIDDLE AGE GUYS THAT LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE PS3

www.omconline.net

The old man clan is a group of adult gamers.

OLD MAN CLAN by PLEDGE BIRD July 24, 2009

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The Man Clan

The boys are back in town.

"The man clan are stand up guys."

The Man Clan by whatagoodfella May 26, 2009

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Cut-A-Man Clan.

What happened to the Slap-A-Ho Tribe.

" When he hit me across the face, he started talking some shit about being from the Slap-A-Ho Tribe. So I said alright, went and got me something sharp, and let him know I was from the Cut-A-Man Clan. "

Cut-A-Man Clan. by Razor-chan. November 30, 2006

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Manly Man Clan

People just better than everyone else in Fayetteville. :)

Guy: You going out tonight?
Guy 2: Who all is going out?
Guy: Manly Man Clan
Guy 2: Hell yea I wanna party with those niggas!

Manly Man Clan by Fuckkkyouuu July 28, 2012

clanny man

"Clanny man" often referred to as a man who is a clanny . Some say he may clash your clans, or clan the clans himself. The clanny man is a clasher, and if one is in need, may send his clans for your clanny

The clanny man can

clanny man by ClannymanClasher01 October 16, 2017

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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