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Man Clan 

Large congregation of teenage boys who exhibit these signs

-lack there of female friends
-Scared of Women
- spend a lot of their time plotting ways to obtain poon but then freak out when they are finally presented with an opportunity to get it so they go home and play 3 hours CS instead.
- good kids
Dude! I am so excited, I went over and spoke to the man clan today and only a few of them freaked out
Man Clan by Batty Boyz January 5, 2010
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MAN CLAN CARD 

A secret society of men who in the normal course of life exude extreme masculine traits - whether desirable or not. These men truly believe that expressing these extreme macho, testosterone behaviors will quell their own insecurities. Metro-sexual men are banned from this society. You can tell a card holding "Man Clan" member by his disdain for the color pink, total avoidance of restaurants that serve quiche, the empty beer cans rolling around the bed of their truck, the implementation of "booger shooting" i.e. holding one nostril and rapidly exhaling through the nose instead of using a kleenex, the layer of grease under their nails, and the over-sized off road vehicles, not to mention the fact that they go out of their way to themselves and others to "prove" that they are the ultimate in masculinity. They will totally embrace irrational stubborn stupidity to preserve their man clan status.
Egregious acts of kindness, sensitivity, house cleaning, cooking, will ban a Man-Clan member for life. This ceremony involves the member to be dressed in pink, and the traditional burning of the "Man Clan Card".

OLD MAN CLAN

OLD MAN CLAN

A ONLINE FRATERNITY OF MIDDLE AGE GUYS THAT LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE PS3

www.omconline.net
The old man clan is a group of adult gamers.
OLD MAN CLAN by PLEDGE BIRD July 24, 2009

Cut-A-Man Clan. 

" When he hit me across the face, he started talking some shit about being from the Slap-A-Ho Tribe. So I said alright, went and got me something sharp, and let him know I was from the Cut-A-Man Clan. "
Cut-A-Man Clan. by Razor-chan. November 30, 2006

Manly Man Clan 

Guy: You going out tonight?
Guy 2: Who all is going out?
Guy: Manly Man Clan
Guy 2: Hell yea I wanna party with those niggas!
Manly Man Clan by Fuckkkyouuu July 28, 2012

clanny man 

"Clanny man" often referred to as a man who is a clanny . Some say he may clash your clans, or clan the clans himself. The clanny man is a clasher, and if one is in need, may send his clans for your clanny
clanny man by ClannymanClasher01 October 16, 2017