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When one man is made another's bitch in a legitimate wager of one's wits. The losing party who is forever dubbed the winning party's man bitch must present his penis to be slapped by the winning party's penis by no less than three man whacks. The striking surface is to be chosen by the crowd. There was much rejoicing.
MarkEdwards bitched out and took the losing man bet. His johnson was placed on a grill grate to be struck repeatedly.
Man Bet by Chicago Snowplow August 25, 2011
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black man bet 

Betting the field in the casino game Craps
Bro, why did you bet the black man bet? Worst odds in the house!
black man bet by Ralph Francesa April 6, 2008

i am no better than a man 

when a WOMEN looks at another WOMAN body parts. Such as their boobs and/or ass
*sees a tiktok where a women has her boobs out* looks respectfully and says “i am no better than a man”

beta man 

someone who dedicates their life to some sketty wench even though they cheat on him and can't be trusted
Xander knows Jenny cheats on him but he still goes back to her, he's such a beta man
beta man by bignigga44 November 7, 2018

The Better Man Podcast 

Person 1- "Hey bro have you watched the latest The Better Man Podcast Episode?"
Person 2- "Yeah man, I love edutainment! The last episode was hilarious and informative!"

better man 

taylor swift’s best song. siamese29 (swifttoker) is often recognized as better man’s biggest stan, therefore, giving her ownership of the song along with taylor. I HOLD ONTO THIS PRIDE BECAUSE THESE DAYS IT’S ALL I HAVE, AND I GAVE TO YOU MY BEST AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU CAN’T SAY THAT.
did you hear that taylor swift is planning on singing better man live for sophie?
better man by amessofadreamer September 26, 2021

i’m no better than a man 

a creepy and uncomfortable thing women say to sexualize other women
* girl with boobs posts a vid of herself

othr girl: i’m no better than a man

girl: shut the fuck up
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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