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Manternity Leave 

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.
Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012

Maleternity Leave 

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.
Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

maternity leave 

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
maternity leave by zedude May 2, 2009

Maternity Leave 

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.
"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"
Maternity Leave by Wither24 July 19, 2022
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026