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malyssa is the coolest smartest funniest person ever. she is an expert softball player, an endurance streamer and a professional beef ghostwriter. she is a responsible sush parent and active snapchat streak participant. she is kind and thoughtful, the kind of friend who sets an alarm for 3 in the morning to wish you good luck on a boob job, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. such a good friend the universe will put her at least one state away so you don't spend all day in her living room.
malyssa has a weed addiction
malyssa by deez400000 January 7, 2023
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malyssa is the coolest smartest funniest person ever. she is an expert softball player, an endurance streamer and a professional beef ghostwriter. she is a responsible sush parent and active snapchat streak participant. she is kind and thoughtful, the kind of friend who sets an alarm for 3 in the morning to wish you good luck on a boob job, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. such a good friend the universe will put her at least one state away so you don't spend all day in her living room.
malyssa: hi
me: you smell like stizzy
malyssa by deez400000 January 7, 2023
a very beautiful girl, she has a great personality. She is known as a great friend and a great person. she is loving and talented.She is very smart and funny and just the best a girl can be. If you ever needed somebody to talk to she would be the person.
marlyssa is the best person ever....
marlyssa by tatermif June 24, 2016

Mallssage 

Any form of massage offered at the mall.
After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.
Mallssage by MatyP September 6, 2010
She is in all honesty is the most perfect girl that I have ever met. Without her I feel as if I am nothing but i waste of space. She has the cutest smile, the nicest eyes, and the kindest heart. There is nothing in the world I'd have other then her.
1 " Hey hows your relationship with Melyssa going?"

2 "Its going fantastic, shes the best girl that I will ever meet."
Melyssa by Just a random guy on UD January 22, 2013
A person who is more interested in helping others and is always trying to save the world.

For instance, in Lebanon, when someone s making fun of someone else because he is being too good, they tell him (her), what!! Are you trying to be a Mayssam (angel), or do you think you are a Mayssam.

We need to have more Mayssam s in this world.
Are you trying to be a Mayssam?
mayssam by TheHaaads January 17, 2017
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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