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a sexy beast with a large booty who's ex has a large penis. she's brunette and did i mention sexy? she loves pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. shes puerto rican and is in love with jackie and alexa
Malyssa, I shall call you Melishnaw!
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malyssa is the coolest smartest funniest person ever. she is an expert softball player, an endurance streamer and a professional beef ghostwriter. she is a responsible sush parent and active snapchat streak participant. she is kind and thoughtful, the kind of friend who sets an alarm for 3 in the morning to wish you good luck on a boob job, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. such a good friend the universe will put her at least one state away so you don't spend all day in her living room.
malyssa has a weed addiction
malyssa by deez400000 January 7, 2023
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malyssa is the coolest smartest funniest person ever. she is an expert softball player, an endurance streamer and a professional beef ghostwriter. she is a responsible sush parent and active snapchat streak participant. she is kind and thoughtful, the kind of friend who sets an alarm for 3 in the morning to wish you good luck on a boob job, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. such a good friend the universe will put her at least one state away so you don't spend all day in her living room.
malyssa: hi
me: you smell like stizzy
malyssa by deez400000 January 7, 2023
a very beautiful girl, she has a great personality. She is known as a great friend and a great person. she is loving and talented.She is very smart and funny and just the best a girl can be. If you ever needed somebody to talk to she would be the person.
marlyssa is the best person ever....
marlyssa by tatermif June 24, 2016

Mallssage 

Any form of massage offered at the mall.
After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.
Mallssage by MatyP September 6, 2010
She is in all honesty is the most perfect girl that I have ever met. Without her I feel as if I am nothing but i waste of space. She has the cutest smile, the nicest eyes, and the kindest heart. There is nothing in the world I'd have other then her.
1 " Hey hows your relationship with Melyssa going?"

2 "Its going fantastic, shes the best girl that I will ever meet."
Melyssa by Just a random guy on UD January 22, 2013
A person who is more interested in helping others and is always trying to save the world.

For instance, in Lebanon, when someone s making fun of someone else because he is being too good, they tell him (her), what!! Are you trying to be a Mayssam (angel), or do you think you are a Mayssam.

We need to have more Mayssam s in this world.
Are you trying to be a Mayssam?
mayssam by TheHaaads January 17, 2017
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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