Malsite 

A malicious or suspicious website that intends to make the user's internet experience more miserable. This includes injecting malware into the user's device without their permission, demanding personal information, and scams.

Oh no, I just stumbled upon another malsite!

Malsite by Autistic Shy Guy July 27, 2025

Malliteracy

A condition in which someone consistently writes words and phrases incorrectly; distinct from Illiteracy in that a malliterate person can read and write but simply gets words and phrases wrong.

Malliteracy usually occurs when a person writes words and phrases he or she has only heard but never read, such as:

1. Alot (instead of "a lot.")
2. Alright (instead of "all right.")
3. One in the same (instead of "one and the same.")
4. Pacifically (instead of, "specifically.")
5. Dominate (used as an adjective instead of "dominant.")
6. Volumptuous (instead of "voluptuous.")

(As an aside, if you read an online dating profile from a woman and she uses both of those last two words in the same profile, the odds are extremely high that she's under 5'5" tall and weighs over 300 lbs)

I had a hell of a time trying to read my friend's email, because his malliteracy made it almost impossible to figure out which words he was trying to use.

Malliteracy by Hellzapoppin' June 26, 2021

Mallite 

Briefcase or a noun of telling someone hes annoying

Jesus Stop being a mallite

Mallite by Mallite214 June 9, 2018

Mallitey

A briefcase or a noun to describe a emo person whom name is jesus

Jesus Stop being a mallitey and give me my car back.

Mallitey by Mallite214 June 9, 2018

marsite 

a terrible disease you catch after hanging with mars, marsite makes sure you don’t understand things

i… don’t understand?
you have marsite 👹

marsite by sebmars November 21, 2021

malsatego 

Butthurt

Jonathan banged his wife and now he's all malsatego about it.

malsatego by BigBahlMcGee January 13, 2024

Malsatego 

A synonym for butthurt.

Jimbo got destroyed in a silly game and now he is all malsatego about it.

Malsatego by BigBahlMcGee January 13, 2024