marsite

a terrible disease you catch after hanging with mars, marsite makes sure you don’t understand things

i… don’t understand?
you have marsite 👹

by sebmars November 21, 2021

james marsters

The guy who plays "spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

girl 1: what's with spike's white hair?
girl 2: james marsters is hott,don't cuss his hair.

by Nastaran January 19, 2006

marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

by D. Hine October 13, 2003

marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'

Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

by ShittierJokes November 1, 2017

Maristela

A really humble girl who studies hard in school, yet may be a little claustrophobic. She is really nice, and most compatible with boys named Jeremy.

Hey, i wanna be like maristela!

by MEEPMEEP December 9, 2012

marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

Marmite bullethole

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

by Original Steve September 30, 2007