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Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022
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