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Malort spritzer
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When in
Chicago
, a
homeless man
jumps out of a
dumpster
and ejaculates on you.
Did you hear what
happened
to Kyle on his way to
Wrigley Field
? Dude took a Malort Spritzer
to the face
.
by
TheMonkey69
August 24, 2022
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