malooki

Malooki is a funny fella! He is easy to get along with and fun to be around. He doesn’t care how old he is he just wants titty milk, sometimes he will even bite his friends nipples. He is a bad liar and his taste is music is gay. gay boy with straight pleasures, like all his other odd friends. MOKOOO

i sang Alicia Keys with Malooki today!

by freshhhsh March 10, 2021

Malooki

Someone or something of profound intellectual disability.

You're such a Malooki / That was such a Malooki thing to do

by Greenyirl April 21, 2025

No Malooki

A phrase you use when someone won’t tell you something or won’t tell you the truth. Can also be used to dare someone to do something.

No Malooki michael, but did you have sex with leah

by Ptatrick January 21, 2018

maloykies

"i'll put the maloykies on you, you"ll get warts on your face and your hair will fall out"

Weird quote from Standing Ovation

Sister - you suck
Me - Oh yeah well i'll put the maloykies on you!

by waterbottlemaloykies February 27, 2020

maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

by Polly Grip March 23, 2010

malookia finger

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.

Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.

by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

mazooki

To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.

Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.

by TSK_USA June 12, 2016