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MANventure 

A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.
Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.
MANventure by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010
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madventures 

a kickass tv show from finland where two guys travel arround the world doing all kind of stuff
madventures by jussi April 9, 2005

manventure 

man·ven·ture
Pronunciationman-ven-cher

1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.
"Hey, want to invite Alfred on our manventure through the jungle?"

"Nah, not Alfred. He's too much of a pansy."
manventure by Mishunderstood August 25, 2008

Madventure 

An adventure of extreme nature, can be applied to any adventure whereby a normal person would consider you to be mad for partaking in the said activity. ie An adventure such Mountain Biking in the pouring rain at 4 in the morning
Brendan: The ride got a bit insane back there when it stated pouring down and that fox was chasing us.

Steff: It did indeed, it was a bit of a Madventure

MANventure 

The flagship of American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.). It is a true man's boat which can be very temperamental and unpredictable at times (see woman). Its home port is located in Bear Creek on the Alabama side of Pickwick lake. It is a true man's badass boat.
Woman: What kind of trash boat is this?
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*
MANventure by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010

Manventure 

a. Any trip involving two or more men performing manly feats with no planned route or attainable destination

b. Any trip that deviates from the original plans and leaves the women-folk behind
"Dude that was the greatest manventure ever!" (In the context of drinking all night and smoking cigars on the streets of center city Philadelphia)
Manventure by w3b5ter July 23, 2011