Noun.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.
“That Malingus is pretty scary!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”
by Malingus September 14, 2021
Get the Malingus mug.if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.
by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005
Get the dingus malingus mug.Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.
"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."
by DootDootGang May 24, 2019
Get the Pingus Malingus mug.-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.
by YourGmaster June 13, 2012
Get the Malingestment mug.The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.
Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.
Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.
Sally: I don't think so.
Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?
*pause*
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.
Sally: I don't think so.
Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?
*pause*
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
by Zarbuck December 1, 2010
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Get the Malingsial mug.Malingsia (Noun) is a sarcastic slang for Malaysians. originally combined from 2 words "Maling" (Javanese, meaning "thief") and "Malaysia. Malaysia keeps claiming Indonesia's national cultures as malaysia's belonging, that's the etymology of the word Malingsia.
by Cok Lie December 28, 2007
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