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Maldamier 

a state of anger a person enters upon being told/ realizing that they are insufficient or unskilled to a point where they can no longer convincingly back up claims of greatness or godhood.
Jake went full maldamier when the raid lead pointed out he had not done better than #10 in the dps charts.
Maldamier by QueenPotatoe November 5, 2020
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Definition: An extraordinary youtuber who makes everything fun.
Hey man have you heard of Malamber? Yeah man he's the best youtuber ever.
malamber by The_Bruhster July 14, 2019
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Definition of greatness and perfection. The closest we can get to something divine. The most intelligent, handsome, creative, spiritual and amazing person.
Hey, this guy is so perfect, he’s like malamir!
malamir by Mnogostesmotani November 20, 2021
He is a Malamir.
Malamir by mapbobi November 20, 2021
Malamir was a Bulgarian khan... everybody that meets a malamir they know he has a donkey cock with large nuts!
-Hey do you see that guy over there?

-Yeah!? It’s Malamir, you know it’s him because of the donkey penis in his pants.
Malamir by voyagerphilip November 21, 2021
To experience unwanted or inappropriate physical contact initiated by a person experiencing homelessness, typically occurring on public transportation.
She said she was mamdamied on the subway during her evening commute.
Mamdamied by Luckylucci November 5, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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