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A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017
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IM MALCUMMING AAHSGHAGHA
omg i think i just malcame, im gonna malcome, im malcumming
malcome by killer bean baitsa datso January 19, 2022

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone 

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000
Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.
a guy with rare flavor in music
I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all
Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020
A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him
This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart
Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019
Malcom is a very smart and talented young boy he won 30 talent shows and had great stage sets
Malcom by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019
A tough ass nigga who beats the fuck out of everyone who talks shit in school
“I told Malcom I fucked his mom last night... I ended up loosing my tooth”
Malcom by NinjasCamper April 22, 2019
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