Malaun 

Brainless clay worshipping shit skin lowlifes found mostly in the Indian Sub-continent. Their scientific name is Sub-Homo Sapiens

-Shalom goyim, what do you want?

-Sar, can I suck your dick?? Please
-Ahh, a Malaun you are, go fuck off!

Malaun by BDchan June 14, 2023

Malaun 

1. Malaun is a derogatory term for a Bengali Hindu, most commonly used in Bangladesh. The word is derived from the Arabic "ملعون", meaning 'accursed' or 'deprived of God's Mercy', and in modern times, it is used as an ethnic slur by the Muslims in Bengal for Hindus.

"It's only a Malaun that died."

Malaun by Charlie XY July 27, 2014

Malaun 

If your name is Malaun your nice and have a unique name 🙂 and you probably have a lot of friends

Person 1: is your name malaun?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: you have a nice and unique name 🙂

Malaun by thegreatesbum1 September 1, 2021

butthole malfunction 

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Remote Malfunction 

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023

malafunkshun 

1. A word commonly used on the island of Guam to describe anything or anyone that is messed up not working or dumb. Also used when making a joking comment or describing someone who does something stupid.

2. A popular radio trio on the island of Guam.

"My tv is malafunkshun." "Joe acts like a monkey! That guy is malafunkshun!"

malafunkshun by mark_alan August 9, 2006

TP malfunction

Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.

Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.

TP malfunction by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012