Manephant

1. A giant dick, usually only good to stare at. If it were to be put inside a woman, she would literally split like a melon. Also named because of the trumpet sound made when ejaculation occurs. Synonymous with many African-American males, particularly one called Mandingo

"Dude, she didn't believe me, so I pulled out my manephant and gave her the business."

"Awesome dude! Where is she now?"

"Crippled somewhere. Psh."

Manephant by Chocolate Thundercats October 6, 2011

mansplant

Removal of a sissy man's vagina and replacement with a set of balls

Ken uses a purple broom to clean the house, he really needs a mansplant

mansplant by longslim March 8, 2015

malephant toe 

Likeness and similarity to the female reference of "camel toe". When the clothing that is worn too tightly in the genitalia area creating a silhoutte outlining the distinction between the testicles.

"Check out that dude's malephant toe!"

malephant toe by Danann, Amanda, Tracy, Charlene, Erin January 14, 2005

manpanties

Tight silk underwear worn by men.

Edward wore manpanties.

manpanties by Gumba the Gully Dwarf May 18, 2004

monkephant 

a monkephant is a mammal that has the size and long nose of an elephant and the fur, tail and aposable thumbs of a monkey. Monkephants can be found in their native homeland deep in the equatorial rainforests of Africa eating banananas and swinging from trees while creating much havoc. Monkephants do NOT make good househeld pets. Ever.

That child is behaving like a goddamned monkephant.

monkephant by Patrick F. Johnson September 8, 2005

Malaphant 

(Proper Noun)-a mythical being only to be seen on the rarest occasions. Only capturable by Ultra Balls.

Named after the Filipino god of trick shotting, Malachick or FaZe Mala. This being is the god of all gods at what he does and to be compared with him in some countries is a great honor.

"Omg HuGz did you see that Malaphant last night, its beauty left me in a gaze of distress."

Malaphant by Tilt it November 27, 2011

manplant 

Breast implants given to one of the male gender.

"Hey, Steven, your manplants look pretty hot. It's giving me NHO."

manplant by $$$ February 21, 2004