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Makin' bread 

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation
John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)
Makin' bread by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good
“I’m making bread for my man tonight”

Making Bread

another term for a yeast infection for a female.
I went to the gyn today..I guess I'm making bread.

She can't have sex, she's making bread.

Her bakery is closed, it's making bread.
Making Bread by PHbearCC February 11, 2010

making bread, getting head 

making sense the right way and getting smart and creative along the way.
Bread= load a lot of knowledge and understanding
Head= Using your mind to see things around you. You perverts.
I don't care how boring the teacher may be but as long as he is making bread, getting head along the way it is ok with me.

Making Bread

a slang term for "giving head" which is also a slang term for oral sex.
T: Me and Luke were making bread last night
L: was it fun?
M: was it a big loaf?
Making Bread by brookeandsharon December 22, 2009

Making bread

Having a sexual encounter while in the kitchen.
So John told me he and Sarah were making bread the other night and my loaf was huge.
Making bread by Classof09squad November 15, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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