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If you know somebody with the last name "Majkut" he has a HUUUGGEE penis. with lots and lots of cum. and if his name is Lucas ive fucked him his dick is 14inches. but hes not all about his dick he loves when u say i love you to him and he defintley knows the difference between "lyk" and "love" AND MOST IMPORTANTLY "need" and "want".
Lucas Majkut has a huge dick!
Majkut by PENISLOVERR June 14, 2010
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The cutest and best girl from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. She's the Sephirah of the Control team and Patron Librarian of the floor of history.
Person 1: God, malkuth is so cute. She's easily best girl.
Person 2: You're damn right she is!
Malkuth: Weakness means death~
malkuth by Vieira13723 August 17, 2021
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an idiot who tries to hard at everything and will end up with nothing. obsessed with everything computer.
That makutu over there did so well in school. O well he is a hobo now.
makutu by da bombing bomber October 2, 2005

maskutchi 

The Tamagotchi character that has a purple mask around its eyes and is white. He also appears on the Pac-Man Tamagotchi.
I got a Pac-Man Tamagotchi yesterday and I fed it everything it needed but I left it alone for so long that the next day it evolved into Maskutchi, so now I am a little dissatisfied about it.
maskutchi by Space Savior May 13, 2021

Maskutchi mobile 

Another term for a shopping cart. It is based on a video on YouTube called, "Maskutchi rides a shopping cart for five minutes straight."
I was at the store today when I found a box of cereal inside of an unattended Maskutchi mobile in the parking lot. So I decided to roll it back to the store's entrance, and I returned the cereal to the correct aisle.
The most annoying person known to man, could be described as exasperating and vexatious.
makuta by Makuta October 20, 2021
Majkati in macedonian means Simeon loves Aleksandra and they have trouble telling each other and me (edvard) tries to make them love each other or in other words make love, have sex.
For example Majkati is Simeon puts his dick inside Aleksandra's pussy while edvard is recording them and posting on porn hub.

Don't be pussy
by: Edvard najakio

insta: edikoski
inspired by : Aleksandra's and Simeon's secret love.
majkati by edikoski November 22, 2021
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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