maeisya is a hardworking girl who although at times can't get the point of a joke, but will stay by your side, although clueless at times she is quite intelligent and probably is the top of your class.
guy 1:damn she sure is a good tutor for Science, she seems like a maeisya!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'