Majaz 

Your Father

Majaz knows it all.

Majaz by Mahixec November 24, 2021

NFT Magazine 

NFT Magazine also known as non-fungible token magazine is the world's leading news source of NFT Alpha on the web for non-fungible token investors to access the latest NFT, cryptocurrency, blockchain news, and market updates.

NFT Mag is a magazine founded in 2021 by JetSet, TheBlondeJon and Joey Sendz.

Joey Sendz: Yo bro we should start a NFT Magazine and talk about monkey jpeg pictures. What do you think?

Josh King Madrid: Yooo bro I’m down let’s freaking do it. Who should we put on the front cover bro?

TheBlondeJon: I got it!

JoeySendz: who?

TheBlondeJon: $c@m B@nkrun-Fr@ud HAHAH! Just kidding… ahahah but seriously let’s throw some bored apes on nft magazine one time

Everyone: *bust into laughing*

JetSet: That was a Good one. I’m down to put bored ape monkey jpegs on nftmagazine com

NFT Magazine by therkoi November 20, 2022

Anna-Maja Kazarian 

An absolutely adorable, beautiful, genuine twitch-partnered streamer and chess master who streams mainly blitz and bullet time controls of chess from chess.com . As of this message, she holds the Woman International Master and Fide Master titles in over the board chess.

Online, she is a master of bullet, blitz, 4 player chess, and hanging rooks - the rook blunders are situations in which her fan base refers to as the Kazarian Gambit . She welcomes each of her chatters and has a wonderful community. She appreciates all of the support big and small and deserves much, much more even though you all know she scripts the raid messages ;) . Beware of the following though: Rick rolling her audience during a Titled Tuesday is normal and she's totally sus even when she isn't the impostor ;) . She loves her stroopwafels , but you'll have to ask her about pineapple pizza, Kappa.

Bob: Who's your favorite streamer?
Joe: Anna-Maja Kazarian.
Bob: OMG, she has the most amazing community ever!

Anna-Maja Kazarian by stroopwafelpineapplepizza October 20, 2020

Blender Magazine 

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.

Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)

Blender Magazine by selfimportantdickwad March 13, 2009

DOOM! Magazine 

Magazine known for asking everyone they interview how they'll survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

DOOM! Magazine: "How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?"

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson): "Well, like I always say, if you can’t beat them, join them. First I would beat them, I’d beat the crap out of them, then if that didn’t work, I’d join them. And then I’d go to Disneyland!"

DOOM! Magazine by Steampunk Octopod January 5, 2012

Majafection 

When Maja does anything she does it to perfection.
More generally, everything that is beyond perfection can be qualified as Majafection

"- Good Lord, this aMajazing

- Nope, it's Majafection!"

Majafection by Jiji_ September 19, 2023

Maaz 

Maaz comes from the word "Maaza" in urdu/ hindi, meaning "enjoyment". A Maaz will give you great pleasure if you are on his good side. Say these words as often as you can to a Maaz: I love you, Maaz. Make sure you mean it when you do. A Maaz can never be lied to, nor can he be decieved.

1: I love you, Maaz.
2: Maaz, ao maaza karre...!

Maaz by You know who. February 5, 2005