Soooooooooooo sexy
Maitiú is a guy that likes sports but is also quite clever. They tend to be liable to start a fight but also finish it and they’re usually very tough. Overall Maitiú is usually a nice guy unless you catch him at a bad time.
A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.
"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cookbrownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."
A guy that loves music and usually plays the guitar. He isn’t the smartest but he tries his best. He is really funny but a bit inappropriate and immature. He also tends to argue with people a lot but he is also really nice and kind. He is a great friend and will always stick by your side. He can be a bit indecisive too. He is also kinda smexy and hot… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.