maimed

getting completely destroyed or ripped apart by an event like a contest, game, or test. Usually happens after you study all night for a test and get stuck on one question.

Matt: "Man, I just got maimed on that test!"
George: "That sucks."

by I<3pie June 7, 2007

maimed

looking trashed after making out for a extended time.
Its obvious what you have been doing.

She looked so maimed after snogging that guy all night

by Madz yer March 8, 2009

maimed

ugly, busted permanently injured in the face (not to be confused with main bitch)

is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your maimed bitch?

by DJ Canon November 23, 2009

Maimed

Shredded, overtly muscular

Setting: Erewhon Organic Grocery
Guy 1: Yo let’s get some Kombucha, go to Gold’s and get MAIMED
Guy 2: Wait, you mean like slaughtered? We’re starting a fight?
Guy 1: No, fam, it’s like swole, or yolked, but ON ANOTHER LEVEL

by Ubermenschuby March 11, 2020

Fission Mailed

Originated from Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty. What is different is that they changed the first two letters in order to confuse the player. Sometimes used on messageboards to show defeat or total pwnage.

"That sign said Mission Failed so I turned the power off."

"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!

by SCANK April 18, 2005

maimestreaming

when everything you do is so mainstream, that what youre doing is maiming yourself with unoriginality.

Madison: "Oh my god i just love that new song Fireflies by Owl City, do you know them?!"
Isabel: "Wow Madison, I've known about them so much longer than when they came on the radio. That song isn't new. You're just maimestreaming."

by June Mylo November 21, 2009

maised

1. under the influence of alcohol, drunk

-Synonyms 1. drunk, fucked, pissed

-Antonyms 1. sober

Mate, I was so maised last night.

Are you going to get maised tonight?

by bullandw May 26, 2008