MAIDS

The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.

by Evan Met May 2, 2006

MAIDS

An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform

"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"

by vidrome November 16, 2009

Milk Maids

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.

"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.

by Olaf (Silent Bob's cousin) July 28, 2006

x2 Maids

When 2 females have a double-sided toilet brush, one side inserts in one vagina, the other in the other female. Then they clean each other's insides.

"Bro I walked in and caught them doing the x2 Maids"

by enbygerp February 16, 2021

Jack of all maids

A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot

Oh girl, don’t hang out with him.

He’s a jack of all maids

by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

meth maid

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.

Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.

by tresadrienne January 18, 2019

Madsexual

Being in love or attracted to acting Madelaine Petsch

Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual

by I'm kelly December 31, 2020