A girl (possibly named Gloria, though not necessarily) that snores like a man.
"My gf doesn't want to visit again"
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."
"It's poison ivy, I swear!"