MAIDS

The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.

by Evan Met May 2, 2006

MAIDS

An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform

"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"

by vidrome November 16, 2009

Maide

A girl with an amazing personality. She’s very beautiful and she doesn’t believe it. It’s easy to fall in love with her.

Look at Maide over there she looks good today

by Unknown7998 August 3, 2018

maid

1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.

1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.

by Lorelili October 19, 2010

Maid

A woman who you can order around and will clean and cook for you

The lady of the Manor caught two maids slacking off and ordered them to clean faster

by CheeseyPizza October 22, 2019

Maid

A person, usually a female who cleans the house (dusts, washes the floor and or toilets and will vacuum

I love my maid christy, she is a very good house cleaner

by Jennalovestoby August 31, 2016

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by Don Juan March 8, 2003