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An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
MAIDS by vidrome November 16, 2009

Milk Maids 

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.
"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.

x2 Maids 

When 2 females have a double-sided toilet brush, one side inserts in one vagina, the other in the other female. Then they clean each other's insides.
"Bro I walked in and caught them doing the x2 Maids"
x2 Maids by enbygerp February 16, 2021

Jack of all maids

A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot
Oh girl, don’t hang out with him.

He’s a jack of all maids
Jack of all maids by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

meth maid 

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.
Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.
meth maid by tresadrienne January 18, 2019

Madsexual 

Being in love or attracted to acting Madelaine Petsch
Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual
Madsexual by I'm kelly December 31, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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