Mahson 

A funky way to spell Mason. Stands for 'Matt and Helen's son' similar to Jackson meaning 'son of Jack'.

Parents were wack in the 80s.

Mahson is a caring soul who spends their life trying to help everyone they care about.

Woah, Do you know Mahson too?

Mahson is such a nice dude.

Mahson as in Matt and Helen's son??

Mahson by emr666 November 22, 2021

masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”

Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA

masonrayparker by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

maison matthews indicator by ichimuko August 31, 2020

Nick Mason 

The Drummer of the most amazing band ever, Pink Floyd.

He is a freaking awesome drummer and he will own any of you drummers. Any of you true Pink Floyd fans would think he's amazing, even though he's very unpopular. Everything should experience the rath of Mason's drumming!

It's fucking annoying, the lack of definitions for Nick Mason on this site.

Nick Mason owns any other bands drummers so all of you Jonas Brothers fans throw away your BOP magazines and buy Dark Side of the Moon. ;]

Nick Mason by Nick Mason, Pink Floyd, Drum January 1, 2010

Maison Matthews 

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.

Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying

Maison Matthews by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020

Mahsen 

Mahsen is one of the kindest persons on God's green Earth. Mahsen is like an angel from above. He's sweet, caring, incredibly attractive, and has a smile that can light up a room. His smile gives people butterflies. He is also a trustworthy friend who you can rely on to always have your back, and who will support you whenever you need it. He has the ability to make you laugh even when you are down and to make you smile even when you are unhappy. He is loved by everybody, and if you are ever so fortunate to meet him, you will see that he truly is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. With his juicy muscles, his sexy six-pack, his curly hair, and his heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for him. Mahsen is one of the kindest people I've ever met. Don't let your Mahsen go if you have one, because nothing else comes close.

"Raya and Mahsen are so cute together"
"Mahsen is so hot, he pulls all the girls. Man's is like a shortie magnet on god"
"That's Mahsen over there. The big black sexy funny boy of my dreams"

Mahsen by NoahMcShartland March 5, 2022

Mason'd 

Totalling a car, especially in a spectacular manner, i.e. in a creek, head-on collision, etc.

"I can't believe you drove your car into a creek, do you think its fixable?" "Nah, its Mason'd for sure."

Mason'd by Garker39 March 2, 2021