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A KC Chiefs fan obsessed over Patrick Mahomes. The obsession is next level and typically includes daily dick pic searches, constant premature GOAT posting, texting group threads with consistent reminders of the obsession and taking a blood oath with your wife that it’s the only dick you would share
Damn I’m such a mahomo my wife caught me rubbing one out with my KC socks
Mahomo by Bobby block August 31, 2019
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A nickname given to popular NFL quarterback Patrick Mahomes by butt-hurt haters who's favorite team has probably been shredded by the Kansas City Chiefs at some point during Pat's career.
Mahomo is so overrated. Tom Brady is literally his father.
Mahomo by TheNickstar July 20, 2021

Patrick Mahomo 

A handgun, specifically of great caliber
Patrick Mahomo by William Moates February 26, 2021
An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
A refined and highly intelligent man who oozes charm. Women consider him to be extremely cute. He's coy in the most alluring way. Coquettish, yet demure. A great kisser, though when he's had enough of women trying to seduce him, he has the art of making his body physically growl.
He's such a classy guy, must be a Mahmoud...

mahmoud ahmadinejad 

Ahmadinejad is a controversial figure and one of the most outspoken leader of Muslim countries that fight with US regarding justice, peace, and equality of the world that slowly dissapear nowadays. He was criticised by Western governments for his statements agreeing with Ruhollah Khomeini that Israel should be "wiped off the map", support of Hezbollah, and controversial comments he has made about the Holocaust and the legitimacy of Israel's existence.
Are you really serious when you say that Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "We need to look at the scene in the Middle East—60 years of war, 60 years of displacement, 60 years of conflict, not even a day of peace. We need to address and resolve the root problem."
mahmoud ahmadinejad by Izzud September 25, 2006
A supporter or fan of YouTube star Austin Carter Mahone.
I'm a Mahomie.
Mahomie by Mahomie August 23, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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