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A KC Chiefs fan obsessed over Patrick Mahomes. The obsession is next level and typically includes daily dick pic searches, constant premature GOAT posting, texting group threads with consistent reminders of the obsession and taking a blood oath with your wife that it’s the only dick you would share
Damn I’m such a mahomo my wife caught me rubbing one out with my KC socks
Mahomo by Bobby block August 31, 2019
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A nickname given to popular NFL quarterback Patrick Mahomes by butt-hurt haters who's favorite team has probably been shredded by the Kansas City Chiefs at some point during Pat's career.
Mahomo is so overrated. Tom Brady is literally his father.
Mahomo by TheNickstar July 20, 2021

Patrick Mahomo 

A handgun, specifically of great caliber
Patrick Mahomo by William Moates February 26, 2021
An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
A refined and highly intelligent man who oozes charm. Women consider him to be extremely cute. He's coy in the most alluring way. Coquettish, yet demure. A great kisser, though when he's had enough of women trying to seduce him, he has the art of making his body physically growl.
He's such a classy guy, must be a Mahmoud...

mahmoud ahmadinejad 

Ahmadinejad is a controversial figure and one of the most outspoken leader of Muslim countries that fight with US regarding justice, peace, and equality of the world that slowly dissapear nowadays. He was criticised by Western governments for his statements agreeing with Ruhollah Khomeini that Israel should be "wiped off the map", support of Hezbollah, and controversial comments he has made about the Holocaust and the legitimacy of Israel's existence.
Are you really serious when you say that Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "We need to look at the scene in the Middle East—60 years of war, 60 years of displacement, 60 years of conflict, not even a day of peace. We need to address and resolve the root problem."
mahmoud ahmadinejad by Izzud September 25, 2006
A supporter or fan of YouTube star Austin Carter Mahone.
I'm a Mahomie.
Mahomie by Mahomie August 23, 2011