Magrified 

Adjective: Extremely or unreasonably excited, often in a childlike manner.

I'm going on spring break, and I'm magrified.

Magrified by UruDiver March 21, 2025

gag-o-magnifier 

The part of the brain connected to the back of the throat that regulates the intensity of a gag reflex. Upon receiving sensory input from the brain, the gag-o-magnifier then calulates the gag factor - taking into account synergistic variables such as alcohol or drug over indulgence, excess pie intake, and outside influences such as a blast of shit.

Gag-o-magnifier is from the Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Riding in the back of Elrod's Pinto across West Texas after a bottle of tequila and some peyote buttoms, the gag-o-magnifier kicked into warp mode and had me hurling like exorcist girl.

gag-o-magnifier by wheaty June 1, 2005

Morified 

Being assimilated into the Morissette Amon's universe upon reacting for the first time.

As a reactor you have now been Morified!

Morified by jtate64 March 25, 2021

milkshake magnifier 

- n. - The act of magnifying the breastal area

Wow, this milkshake magnifier really does the job! THey look 10 times bigger!

milkshake magnifier by Bensta November 24, 2005

metrified

having or to have metrics applied to

He was metrified by metrics at work.

metrified by VWSurfer69 May 1, 2011

magnifier

(British English): a magnifying glass

(Canadian English): a power of 10

in Canadian English, 3 magnifier 10 would be equal to "3 to the power of 10" not "3 multiplied by 10"!

magnifier by Uncle Dimma June 22, 2015

Mankified 

to be touched or affected by something mankyor disgusting
to have been changed somehow, not for the good.

ie, God, i feel so mankified after i slept with Marty!

man that water made me all mankified!

Mankified by El Flaymo January 9, 2007