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Magicsito 

A fancy-pants cholo who plays hard and acts hard to get, partially because he thinks he's hard since he has done hard time (or some shit).
He also thinks he's real suave. And there may be something somewhat sexy and smooth about him... but watch out because after he takes your girl, he will probably rob you and your neighbor blind.
That POS Magicsito and Maldonado fucking emptied my cousin's car, in which he has been living! Robbed him of all that he owns! Magicsito will get swindled after Mija's Magic Vi'to Sit'on his Dik-o and starts a fire. ;) just wait. She don't suck it easy! ;)
Magicsito by FireFlowerStarChild September 28, 2021
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Magiclious 

when the Orlando Magic play great team basketball and everything comes together for the win...
That game last night against the Cavs was Magiclious despite all the crappy calls from the refs...
Magiclious by O Town 2009 May 21, 2009

Magication 

To bestow upon, transfer, possess, or exchange magic.

See also: "Magify" , "Magicate" , "Magicify"
Cbab, you are full of magication!
Magication by Cbab August 26, 2008

The Magictones 

A band from Saskatoon, SK, Canada. It consists of original members Curtis Suderman (Vocals, Keyboard) and Mike Walls (Guitar, Vocals), as well as recent addition Paul Thomson (Guitar, Vocals). They are on a mission from God to save the world from bad music.
The Magictones, rocked the world.

Magictoast 

After a morning of steamy intercourse, A man or woman will offer to make breakfast and add a special something (Powered Roofie/Rohypnol) to the toast..thus making it "Magic" and granting them hours of unharnessed pleasure at the expense of their partner.
"I slipped her some Magictoast this morning-I'm done with her, YOU WANT SLOPPY SECONDS?"
Magictoast by Charles my shoehorn January 23, 2007

magicstick 

a penis that owner uses to please others. A black dude dick that pleases many people.
Yo,Johnny gotta a magicstick.
magicstick by Ta'Von Powell April 15, 2005

magictoilet 

from a guy in california, he is the most ownage person ever. GG he always wins
I pulled a magictoilet, no way you are not that 1337
magictoilet by magictoilet July 13, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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