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clit masseuse 

an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other sex toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman's anatomy.
Jamie didn't understand why her friends spent so much many on sex toys when her washing machine, the best clit masseuse ever, was totally free!

juice masseuse 

A juice masseuse comes prepared with a variety of juices that will surely in the end be a very pleasant experience with many bonuses. juices will include; massage oils, sweat, more massage oil, more sweat, some leakage, sweat and then you know what "comes" next
when Matt ie: the juice masseuse arrives at April's with his plethera of juices and oils he rubbed her down until she was able to experience all the bonuses that "comes" with the massage

masseuse 

Generally considered to be a woman who practices massage therapy, however this is a misnomer. A masseuse is a woman who practices massage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be associated with prostitution. In most states this is illegal.
Did you see your masseuse at the massage parlor today?

No, I prefer to receive massage from someone who knows how to perform therapeutic work and knows how to avoid injuring me. Also I don't visit prostitutes.
masseuse by raptorprincess November 1, 2014

masseuse 

A woman who provides massage as a profession or occupation.
The masseuse massaged her client for a low flat rate
masseuse by CrippleNinja April 11, 2012

masseusey bitch 

a girl who you never know what she's going to do next...
"that zahra is such a masseusey bitch!"
masseusey bitch by massusey babe August 26, 2009

gooch-masseuse 

one who takes pride in fondling the area between a dude's balls and asshole
guy 1: who is that guy talking to my girlfriend?!

guy 2: don't sweat it dude, that guy is a total gooch-masseuse.. his boyfriend is standing by the penis ice sculpture.
gooch-masseuse by slavehead February 18, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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