Madysseus

A very mad defender of Odysseus from the Odyssey

Oh my goodness, Libby is being such a madysseus about the Odyssey

by Shrekkybaby February 22, 2024

clit masseuse

an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other sex toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman's anatomy.

Jamie didn't understand why her friends spent so much many on sex toys when her washing machine, the best clit masseuse ever, was totally free!

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

juice masseuse

A juice masseuse comes prepared with a variety of juices that will surely in the end be a very pleasant experience with many bonuses. juices will include; massage oils, sweat, more massage oil, more sweat, some leakage, sweat and then you know what "comes" next

when Matt ie: the juice masseuse arrives at April's with his plethera of juices and oils he rubbed her down until she was able to experience all the bonuses that "comes" with the massage

by John,April,Katie,Kate&Ryan December 29, 2005

masseuse

Generally considered to be a woman who practices massage therapy, however this is a misnomer. A masseuse is a woman who practices massage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be associated with prostitution. In most states this is illegal.

Did you see your masseuse at the massage parlor today?

No, I prefer to receive massage from someone who knows how to perform therapeutic work and knows how to avoid injuring me. Also I don't visit prostitutes.

by raptorprincess November 1, 2014

masseuse

A woman who provides massage as a profession or occupation.

The masseuse massaged her client for a low flat rate

by CrippleNinja April 11, 2012

masseusey bitch

a girl who you never know what she's going to do next...

"that zahra is such a masseusey bitch!"

by massusey babe August 26, 2009

gooch-masseuse

one who takes pride in fondling the area between a dude's balls and asshole

guy 1: who is that guy talking to my girlfriend?!

guy 2: don't sweat it dude, that guy is a total gooch-masseuse.. his boyfriend is standing by the penis ice sculpture.

by slavehead February 18, 2011