Maddenbate 

1. When you choose to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, despite having bros to play with. Chronic Maddenbators often feel slightly ashamed, confused and even gay - These side effects are normal.

2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.

3. The act of collecting coins.

Nicaragua: Hey dude, you wanna get a game of Madden going?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?

Maddenbate by Jorge Sandoval March 7, 2017

Maddenite 

noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.

They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.

"Me and my maddenite bro Manzer are gonna do up some Madden08 later today at his house today."

Maddenite by Alvin Li November 7, 2007

Madden-bate 

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

Madden-bate by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010

Masdebate 

Verb: 1. for a group of people, usually in an internets forum, to argue on the same side of a subject. The purpose being to purport more knowledge on the subject than the other people.
2. To be a bigger know-it-all than the other guy.

anonymous 1: ther's no medical fact that marijuana is dangerous for your health
anonymous 2: alcohol is like 10x more addicitve than pot, but it's legal... why????
anonymous 1: There's absolutely no reason, at all, that weed should be illegal. It's a thousand times less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco, yet those two are available at the store.
anonymous 3: wine is actually beneficial, but alachol abuse kills more people than marijuana ever has.
anonymous 2: Yes, crime is bad and does kill, but I don't directly blame that on Marijuana. Criminals are always going to find cheap, dangerous ways to make money. If pot were was gone, they'd find something else. There are plenty who either grow for themselves, or don't feel the need to play cowboy with the cops and gangs.
anonymous 4: enough masdebate! MOAR RACCOON PORN!

Masdebate by SMcG December 22, 2008

Masdebate 

Deciding whether or not to masturbate for an extended period of time, mainly used in whether or not knowing if you have enough time.

Johnothan masdebated while his parents were going to the store.

Masdebate by Mr Union January 17, 2012

Maddenbating 

Adj: In the act of, spending countless hours and countless days playing any of the EA Sports Madden NFL games. Preferably before online play back in the good ol' days.

Frank: las vegas vipers
Frank: boom, thats nice
Frank: that was always my madden
Bert: mine was something like the portsmouth or newport sharks
Bert: with that shark logo
Frank: rhode island rampage too
Frank: with the rhino logo red and black
Frank: bad ass
Bert: haha right back before online, the complexity of the game was making your own stuff
Frank: yeah i had a f****** ball with that
Frank: just entertainin myself
Frank: maddenbating
Bert: that is the best ever

Maddenbating by Berthalamu February 16, 2009

Maddenite 

noun. An individual player in the Madden vdeo game series who seemingly outperforms his attributes. These are typically lower ranking players that seem to perform just as well, if not better, than high ranking players when under the A.I.'s control. Somehow, the combination of the players awareness, speed, agility, etc. form an excellent player. While this term may refer to "Player X", if "Player X" is being controlled by a person, he is no longer a Maddenite. A Maddenite is strictly a PC controlled player.

Perrish Cox is a cornerback with an overall ranking in the 60's in Madden 11 for the Denver Broncos and is capable of covering almost any wide reciever in the game due to a unique combination in his height, speed, and awareness.

Trindon Holliday is a wide receiver for the Houstan Texans who ranks in the 50's overall in Madden 11, but routinely gets open and catches passes with more consistency than some 80's or 90's. This is, once again, due to a unique combination in his attributes which makes him difficult to cover.

Wallace Gilberry is a defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs who ranks in the 60's in Madden 11, but he has an ideal blend of speed, strength, and block shedding to consistently make tackles in the backfield, embarrassing elite offensive tackles.

These players, and many more, are Maddenites.

Maddenite by bashman0000 April 13, 2011