maddenfluenza

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...

dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!

maddenfluenza by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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