maddenism 

Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.

"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."

maddenism by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004

maddenism 

anything said by someone whose last name is madden, but specifically whenit makes no sense or is totally illogical

"...when he said summet stupid, it was just another maddenism..."

maddenism by anonymous May 12, 2004

maddenism 

<Maddenism> adj. --repetitive videogames that churn out the same product from the previous year cutting, pasting, and slapping minute additions that contains negligible improvements in graphics, gameplay, music, and other tidbits over the previous version of the game. Applies to most 2K Sports and EA Sports titles, and other games such as those from the Dynasty Warriors series.

"Ah man, NBA 2K6 for the 360 sucks, it's one of those maddenism games, it's the same version as what's on other consoles expect the player's faces are cut and pasted to look better, but everything else is just current gen video game graphics"

maddenism by Rouge2 July 16, 2008

Maddenite 

noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.

They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.

"Me and my maddenite bro Manzer are gonna do up some Madden08 later today at his house today."

Maddenite by Alvin Li November 7, 2007

Madderism

The way in which one followers a certain type of life style. The actions the choose will determine how close to "Madder" you become.

The ultimate goal in which you reach "Madder" status and follow along side Madder him/her self.

Only two poeple have ever reached madder-ism but many have followed in the path.

*A guy is sitting in a icepool* - Kid; "OMG MADDER"

"Omg look at that guy hes sooooo Madder"

"There goes a true desciple of Madderism"

Madderism by Thehumblemadder-desciple September 24, 2009

Maddenosis 

n. -osis: a condition or disease.
1. a disease in which people become obsessed with the "Madden" videogames
2. a condition characterized by an obsession with "Madden" videogames

That kid must have Maddenosis, he's been playing Madden NFL for ten hours straight.

Maddenosis by Korai October 19, 2004

Maddenize 

Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.

I don't know, but it looks like he's ready to Maddenize

Maddenize by FLOKhater2012 March 30, 2011