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a beautiful girl whose too precious for any boy and too hot for any girl. she'll make you smile from ear to ear until your mouth hurts and she'll make you laugh until your ribs hurt along with where you'll laugh so hard you'll tinkle. she's so beautiful that she beats every other celebrity there is and she's so perfect she'll make you want to just flush yourself down the toilet. if you don't know her, your life sucks. if you do know her, your life still sucks because you'll never be as perfect as she is.
friend 1: have you seen Madasen today?

friend 2: yeah she looks great!
friend 3: did you see when she face planted on Tapy's backpack?
friend 1: yeah I laughed for hours at that
friend 3: hahaha, I love Madasen

HAPPY MADDY MONDAY ❤️❤️❤️
Madasen by Megan Fucking Anderson October 29, 2015
Words you can keep
Madalena is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is sweet, kind, and very athletic. She has been through some heartbreak, however, she always gets back up (but it may take a bit of sulking). If you have a Madalena, never let go of her! You can talk to her about anything, and she will listen. Although she can be a bit annoying, she will always be there.
I'm so thankful that i have a Madalena in my life!!!
Madalena by r4t_h3ad March 20, 2019
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Madalena's are the best people to have around, not only are they hot on the outside (thick AS FUCK) but they are really kind and genuine people. They care about the people they love but sometimes may find it hard to express their emotions to people.
They are also great girlfriends, they like being clingy but if you tell them not to be or start to show that then they will follow that and respect your wishes.(they will also get you the best birthday/Christmas presents EVER)
If you ever betray a Madalena then they will try to forgive but never forget, but as soon as you become their enemy...you´re dead meat.
If you are besties with a Madalena she will always have your back and never ditch you for someone else, she will always support you and like having you around in their life. Madalena´s like to be treated like they treat you so they also like to have a best friend that is always there for them and one that she can trust with EVERYTHING.
"look there's Madalena"
"I LOVE Madalena, she's so kind hearted and super pretty!!!"
Madalena by your grams November 18, 2020
She's this perfect girl, who loves Arctic Monkeys and deserves a good-looking, smart boy.
"Hey, I just met this awesome girl..."
"I bet she was a Madalena"
Madalena by inspiredgirl January 3, 2012
An adventurous, tomboyish girl. They love trying new things and makes a perfect girlfriend who doesn't mind hanging out with "the boys".

Madalenas love things like zip lining and roller coasters - anything to get that thrill.
They are incredibly pretty, and deserve the best.
"Hey, look at that epic girl on the roller coaster!

Oh yeah, that's a Madalena.
Madalena by LilyandJoey December 20, 2012

michael madsen 

A very talented actor. Is often in Quentin Tarantino's movies. Most memorable role was Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs, where he tortured a cop.
Michael Madsen is a very gifted actor and is very attractive.
michael madsen by WeezerFan February 5, 2006
Typically good looking girl, but has an attitude. Eyes are as beautiful as the sunset. Has a fighting side a mile wide! Never lets anything bring her down. Flirts a lot! Always faitful to the guy she is in a relationship with. Can be a HUGE bitch sometimes.
Madysen by I love you !! June 20, 2011
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