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Mad Waste Mad Horn 

A typical feeling when Really drunk and excessively horny at the same time. In fact, if one is mad waste mad horn it usually causes the engagement in relations with slampigs that they usually wouldn't think about touching.
"Yo dan i heard u double teamed that slampig last weekend with gage."

"Yeah but i was mad waste mad horn so its no biggie."
Mad Waste Mad Horn by Treetrunks February 4, 2009

Horn Mad 

Horn mad, used primarily in the mid-ulster area of ireland, refers to a person who is keen on engaging in any sexual acts with the opposite sex and is extremly promiscuous.
Mark: Whos that standing over there?

Dean: Thats anne, shes completly horn mad!
Horn Mad by yassitsme October 18, 2008

Mad Horny Calob Humanoid 

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!
Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!

Mad and Horny 

Pam and Tommy's Wedding Video was amazing. Why? BECAUSE THEY WERE MAD AND HORNY.
Mad and Horny by Mr Hacobo July 8, 2011

Mad as a hornet 

When someone is beyond angry. Full of rage. Hornets are really angry and relentless, hence the term, "mad as a hornet".
1. Jane was playing hide and seek and was trying to hide in the closet quickly, but smashed her finger in the closet door. Jane was mad as a hornet.

2. If someone is very upset, you ask them "are you mad as a hornet?" Their reaction will tell you how mad they are.

madhornet 

MadHornet fucking owns RyanU
MadHornet > RyanU
madhornet by Pablo July 11, 2003
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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