Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.

Nurse with cleavage: "our test results show you have an extreme case of Mazophilia"
Patient:"huh?"

Mazophilia by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016

Related Words

Makephilia • m2kphilia • Macphilia • Maniphilia • Maskaphilia • Materphilia/Mommy kink • Mazophilia • Memephilia

m2kphilia

Stands for Married-2-Kids-Philia.

A sexual deviance of women usually close to 50, seducing men who are married with kids, usually 2, and lead them to perverted behaviors.

She: "Hi, would you love talking about Middle Ages architecture?
He: "Wtf, what kind of perversion is that?"
She: "Come to my home, I'll show you how fun an art historian can be"
He: "My wife and my 2 kids are expecting me"
She: "Mmmh, don't tell that to me, you make me horny"
He: "Oh I see, you suffer from m2kphilia... I'm coming..."

m2kphilia by GourmetParis October 24, 2012

Maskaphilia

The attraction to/fetish of fictional characters who:
-Have objects for heads
-have masks that cover some or most of their face worn at all times
-have a face covered by a shadow, making it not visible
-or any other way of obscuring the face

(bonus points the more in-human it gets)

The word stems from:
Maskaphobia; Fear of masks, or otherwise something obscuring the face on a human body
-philia; a fetish of or abnormal love for a specified thing (example: Necrophilia)

Examples of this in characters:

-Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)
-The Projectionist (BATIM)
-Dream (Youtuber)
-Whitty (Friday Night Funkin mod)
-Updike (in Whitty's backstory)
-MTT Resort receptionist (Undertale)
-Hex (Friday Night Funkin mod)
-Most visual interpretations of Phone Guy (FNAF)
-SCP-035, The Possessive Mask (SCP)
-SCP-049, The Plague Doctor (SCP)
-The cast of Dialtown: Phone Dating Simulator
-several characters from Cuphead
-Some Weirdcore OCs
And many, many others.

"Why do you have so much damn Whitty porn on your desktop"
"Well, one, Horny, two, Maskaphilia."

Maskaphilia by Maskaphiliac July 29, 2021

Maniphilia

The state of enjoying the act of masturbation more than sex.

I have maniphilia, she can't even compare to what my hand can do.

Maniphilia by pseudochrist August 11, 2009

Memephilia

"Memephilia" or "Fred's Syndrome" describe the pathologically obsessive hoarding of memes. The disorder is named after the famous 21st century Empress of Memes Fred E Mercury who is reputed to have accumulated 48 terabytes of memes in her lifetime. A spokesperson from the Royal Australian Society of Memeology said that the dumping of Fred E's memes at the time of her abdication from the throne is reported to have slowed internet traffic globally for an hour. The spokesperson announced that 400 metre high statues would be unveiled in Meme Square in Moscow (formerly Red Square) and in Beijing (formerly Tiananmen Square) in honour of the Empress

Facebook has many members who show signs of memephilia, often to the extent they are unable to communicate in plain English due to continuously gathering, drooling over, then disseminating memes.

Memephilia by Chirpy Chappie December 22, 2022

Materphilia/Mommy kink

A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way

Pronounced: May-tuh-filia

1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.

2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.

Materphilia/Mommy kink

Materphilia/Mommy kink by cutecumber.1963 February 1, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026