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Mazophilia 

Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.
Nurse with cleavage: "our test results show you have an extreme case of Mazophilia"
Patient:"huh?"
Mazophilia by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016

m2kphilia 

Stands for Married-2-Kids-Philia.

A sexual deviance of women usually close to 50, seducing men who are married with kids, usually 2, and lead them to perverted behaviors.
She: "Hi, would you love talking about Middle Ages architecture?
He: "Wtf, what kind of perversion is that?"
She: "Come to my home, I'll show you how fun an art historian can be"
He: "My wife and my 2 kids are expecting me"
She: "Mmmh, don't tell that to me, you make me horny"
He: "Oh I see, you suffer from m2kphilia... I'm coming..."
m2kphilia by GourmetParis October 24, 2012

Maskaphilia 

The attraction to/fetish of fictional characters who:
-Have objects for heads
-have masks that cover some or most of their face worn at all times
-have a face covered by a shadow, making it not visible
-or any other way of obscuring the face

(bonus points the more in-human it gets)

The word stems from:
Maskaphobia; Fear of masks, or otherwise something obscuring the face on a human body
-philia; a fetish of or abnormal love for a specified thing (example: Necrophilia)

Examples of this in characters:

-Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)
-The Projectionist (BATIM)
-Dream (Youtuber)
-Whitty (Friday Night Funkin mod)
-Updike (in Whitty's backstory)
-MTT Resort receptionist (Undertale)
-Hex (Friday Night Funkin mod)
-Most visual interpretations of Phone Guy (FNAF)
-SCP-035, The Possessive Mask (SCP)
-SCP-049, The Plague Doctor (SCP)
-The cast of Dialtown: Phone Dating Simulator
-several characters from Cuphead
-Some Weirdcore OCs
And many, many others.
"Why do you have so much damn Whitty porn on your desktop"
"Well, one, Horny, two, Maskaphilia."
Maskaphilia by Maskaphiliac July 29, 2021

Maniphilia 

The state of enjoying the act of masturbation more than sex.
I have maniphilia, she can't even compare to what my hand can do.
Maniphilia by pseudochrist August 11, 2009

Memephilia

"Memephilia" or "Fred's Syndrome" describe the pathologically obsessive hoarding of memes. The disorder is named after the famous 21st century Empress of Memes Fred E Mercury who is reputed to have accumulated 48 terabytes of memes in her lifetime. A spokesperson from the Royal Australian Society of Memeology said that the dumping of Fred E's memes at the time of her abdication from the throne is reported to have slowed internet traffic globally for an hour. The spokesperson announced that 400 metre high statues would be unveiled in Meme Square in Moscow (formerly Red Square) and in Beijing (formerly Tiananmen Square) in honour of the Empress
Facebook has many members who show signs of memephilia, often to the extent they are unable to communicate in plain English due to continuously gathering, drooling over, then disseminating memes.
Memephilia by Chirpy Chappie December 22, 2022

Materphilia/Mommy kink

A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way

Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.

2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.

Materphilia/Mommy kink