Macksack Crackerjack comes from the sack mack origin, of a God like Mr.Mcgee. Macksack Crackerjack defines to A fat sack that can't mack his jack on a Friday evening at 8pm. This term is used very often as its expensively rare to see a Macksack Crackerjack take place. Just go mack your jack bois.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'