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mackshausted 

(n) a state of being too tired or discouraged to talk to any girls at the particular time.
I'm not sure if I feel like going out tonight, these girls have been driving me crazy lately, I'm mackshausted.
mackshausted by dubzzzzz1 November 8, 2010
Now known as A.D.H.O.C, MacHack was a conference for Macintosh programmers that began in 1986. Some 'hacks' that emerged from the MacHack sessions were implemented in later versions of MacOS. Recently renamed because of the negative connotations of 'hack' in the media.
Drank some Jolt Cola when I went to MacHack, stayed up all night and screwed up the stack...
MacHack by jGNE man November 20, 2004

Macksack Crackerjack 

Macksack Crackerjack comes from the sack mack origin, of a God like Mr.Mcgee. Macksack Crackerjack defines to A fat sack that can't mack his jack on a Friday evening at 8pm. This term is used very often as its expensively rare to see a Macksack Crackerjack take place. Just go mack your jack bois.
"I wish I didn't have Macksack Crackerjack."

mashackles 

Mashackles is a word quite often used to describe a feeling of defeat/failure.
Ex1: (Damn bro, losing that game was so mashackles man!

Ex2: "looks at test result" Fuck man, I tried so hard on that test aswell, mashackles bro.
mashackles by icerukekeru February 23, 2021

Markshark 

to have a blockhead, mouthguard and massive gums. To constantly not shut up and have an exhuberant head.
My name is mark and have a big head and huge gums which could be an optical illusion considering it is actually my small teeth that make my gums look huge.
Markshark by Paolo Hanna October 19, 2004

The Mackalack 

When a man pisses on a girl's chest, carefully sprinkles poprocks on her breasts, then violently titty-fucks her.
"Oh man, I'm so sore. I totally used the mackalack on that girl I met last night."
The Mackalack by Lollygator January 27, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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