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Ma-chu-fo:

Synonym of bad luck, word of bad omen, disqualifying adjective.
Person 1: "I like your drawing"

Person 2: "I think the hands are so machufo"

Person 1: "I need to get a 5 on the dice"
Person 2: * whispers * "machufo"
Person 1: * loses the shot *

Person 1: "I can't believe that your pants broke, you lost your cell phone and your girlfriend will leave you all on the same day"
Person 2: "I have a big Machufo"
Machufo by Silentgil777 April 24, 2018
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Machuor, the most handsome man you'll ever meet. At first he will come across closed off and "hard" but let him fry comfortable with you and you'll see he had the biggest heart. He isn't quite sure how to show it but ur has soo much love to give! If you ever come across a Machuor, don't let him go. He will change your life more than you could ever dream and you'll never regret it.
I can't believe I met machuor, this just be a dream! I'll never forget this day.
machuor by BasketballGirk23 October 10, 2017
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Machoforte 

Fancy way of telling someone to sing something at the absolute top of their lungs.
You like that Machoforte?
Derwiann Machuo is a person that os great but anyoing some times but if you mess with her she will kill you
Derwiann Machuo is my life
Machuo by Machuo November 24, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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