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Machuor, the most handsome man you'll ever meet. At first he will come across closed off and "hard" but let him fry comfortable with you and you'll see he had the biggest heart. He isn't quite sure how to show it but ur has soo much love to give! If you ever come across a Machuor, don't let him go. He will change your life more than you could ever dream and you'll never regret it.
I can't believe I met machuor, this just be a dream! I'll never forget this day.
machuor by BasketballGirk23 October 10, 2017
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machorra 

Spanish slang for dyke or lesbian. Highly offensive.
Betsy es un pinche machorra.
machorra by Nalgas Sin Fe May 26, 2007
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machorra 

word used by mexicans referring to a lesbian. similar to tortillera and marimacha.
Ellen parece una machorra. Ellen looks like a lesbian.
machorra by Yenifer May 13, 2007
Derwiann Machuo is a person that os great but anyoing some times but if you mess with her she will kill you
Derwiann Machuo is my life
Machuo by Machuo November 24, 2021

machoreity 

What you'll supposedly gain by performing all of da illegal-child-labor tasks around da ol' homestead dat your parents foist on you.
How can taking out da trash and sweeping da front porch create "machoreity" in a teenager if it just makes him childishly whine and bawl all da time???
machoreity by QuacksO February 21, 2023

machority 

This is a simplified combination of undertaking a "major chore", typically a significant effort involving an undesirable tasks.
"My parents said I had to organize the toys from the basement, and get rid of things we don't play with anymore. What a damn machority for a weekend."
machority by Gov77 December 22, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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