When a person who is troubled by the burden of owning a macbook. The side effects include unable to do homework, no sleep at night, and general loss of one's life. This is highly contagious and a person with this disease should seek help immediatly.

Olivia had such a bad case of macititis that she was removed from the science academy and forced t repeat freshman year.

Macititis by Ryan Bowens January 28, 2009

machigni

Mother Fucker
Used primarily in Nepal and the Licoln American Schoolin KTM

Machigni, that ketti is kusum chwank!

machigni by Bigrattus September 24, 2005

Mahilini

Mahilini! You don't usually come across someone with this name. But when you do, it's your lucky day. She is so kind and down to earth and will laugh at all your jokes. Her smile radiates positivity even when she isn't supposed to be laughing. She brightens up the room like she does your life. She is gorgeous and witty. Her skin glows in the sun. She is always there for you. If you lose her, you'll be sorry. If you meet a Mahilini, chances are you'll make a new friend. Who knows! Maybe you'll even meet my Mahilini. That would be a treat as she is the best Mahilini. Appreciate the Mahilinis in your life. Trust me you won't regret befriending her. I love you Mahilini, my gorgeous gorgeous girl.

You: "Hey Mahilini! I'm having a really bad day..."
Mahilini: *Just looks your way*
You: Oh. It's better now.

Mahilini by UseCodeJamesFor10%Off June 23, 2022

Michigini

Another term of endearment for someone from Michigan. Usually this term is used by a beautiful Georgia gal while trying to use her hand to show where she thinks Grand Rapids or Kalamazoo is located. These Michigini's are usually from Grand somewheres, or Haven somewhereeksecity.

I love my Michigini friends. I just don't understand why Michigini's are ok with their snot freezing.🤚❄️🥶

Michigini by yoyolo5 November 18, 2022

Machimina

Machimina - (Muh-sheen-men-uh) Professional Filmingmaking within a controlled enviroment often with unpaid actors wanting attention in the virtual world of videogames and other 3-D technologies. Done under the supervision of the ProjectTOMM group located at ProjectTOMM.tk.

Dude have you heard about that new Machinima Subtype coming out?
No
Its called Machimina
Thats the same thing
Nu-Uh Look
The M is moved to where the N is and Likewise for the N

Machimina by ThatManWiththeAfro December 18, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026