MacFuck

What you call it when engaging in hard sexual intercourse with the disk drive of a macbook. Can often end in an i-Jizz. This is the only way ever reported cause of a mac crashing. It can also unfortunately. void the warranty.

Harry stop having a MacFuck with your stupid MacBook, Its not even that hot. Its Tiger for fuck's sake. You are ramming an old man. You want some young Leopard pussy like me ;)

MacFuck by Tommy Harrisons January 11, 2009

MacFuck

Fast and cheap sexual intercourse

I had. A MacFuck with that bitch

It was fast and dirty

MacFuck by Kroppa January 28, 2017

Fatty McFuck Head 

Also commonly known as Mr Clive Palmer.

"In my opinion, Clive Palmer is a fatty McFuck Head" Quote by the millennial generation of Australia

Fatty McFuck Head by Skippy_the_Kangeroo September 23, 2019

fatty mcfuckhead

An insufferable fuckwit who thinks he rules the world, a fragile ego, and no sense of humor. See: Australian billionaire Clive Palmer

Hey Fatty McFuckhead, don't be such a whiner about being made fun of on the internet. And eat a damn sald for lunch once in a while.

fatty mcfuckhead by Canobes September 24, 2019

Fatty McFuckhead

1. A very fat and large man who is called Clive or sometimes just Mr. Palmer

Fatty McFuckhead needs to get over himself

Fatty McFuckhead by Forgualent September 24, 2019

Egg McFuckin Idiot 

An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.

Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?

Egg McFuckin Idiot by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.

I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.

Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018