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McFucktard

World's top Olympic athletes or any other person training to develop their bodies to top physical fitness who eat at a McDonald's.
Hey Jacques! Scope out that McFucktard Patrick over at the Olympic Village McDonald's restaurant scarfin' down four McFlurry shakes. That's the closest to a quad on ice that he's going to get.
McFucktard by Blue Eyed Arab March 9, 2010

McFucktard

World's top Olympic athletes or any other person training to develop their bodies to top physical fitness who eat at a McDonald's.
Hey Jacques! Scope out that McFucktard Patrick over at the Olympic Village McDonald's restaurant scarfin' down four McFlurry shakes. That's the closest to a quad on ice that he's going to get.
McFucktard by Blue Eyed Arab March 9, 2010

Douche McFucktard AssWipe McGee

That guy from Canada that is obsessed with NASCAR.
"Coles is a Douche McFucktard AssWipe Mcgee , all he talks about is nascar."

Douchebag McFucktard 

Acting like an ass and then facing the repercussions.
Hey, look at that Douchebag McFucktard taunting a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo.
Douchebag McFucktard by hellyes January 19, 2008

uber McFucktard

Large, influential international or multinational organizations like FIFA or the IOC that campaign for good health while accepting sponsorship from McDonald's. These organizations accept millions of dollars in sponsorship donations from McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Cadbury, or Budweiser to have exclusive rights to market their own products and make even more millions of dollars in profits. Some people feel this is like offering a bribe. However, if you have an MBA you can call it Strategic Marketing.
Hey Morgan, did you hear that the uber McFucktard London 2012 Olympics Committee's plans to improve public health may be undermined by the announcement that one in five meals served to fans at the games will come from McDonald's.

Launching their food strategy, games organisers said that 3 million of the 14 million meals served during the two-week event will be prepared by the fast food chain. All branded soft drinks will be provided by Coca-Cola and the only other branded food on sale will be Cadbury's chocolate. McDonald's and Coca-Cola both sponsor the International Olympic Committee, which passes several million pounds of those revenues to London's organisers, while Cadbury pays £20m as a direct sponsor of the 2012 games.

Mucktard 

When a person acts like somebody with a mental disorder at a certain point in time, but in fact is sane
Devon plays the bass guitar like a mucktard
Mucktard by Muck April 16, 2004
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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