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Another one of Zizu's weird English-based words that don't actually exist
Gamo se re zize eisai enas maalkas
Maalkas by Kapos004 December 29, 2021
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Deriving from the word malakia (to jerk off) it is mainly used in other contexts such as, addressing a friend. In Greece it is the vague equivallent of the word "nigger" between afro-americans, in that it can be used freely among friends but never from an outsider.
ela re malaka, ti les tora (c'mon malaka are u kidding) - friendly
telika eisai poly malakas! (I came to realize that u r a malakas after all) -not friendly
Malakas by MichaelMick June 28, 2005
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Greek for motherfucker, wanker or asshole. Can sometimes be used as a greeting between friends (malaka).

Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.
Example 1:

-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

Example 2:

-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!
malakas by X28JC June 24, 2021
The most commly word used in greece and translates in english as "Jerker or Jerk".Also defines some the attributes of a proffesion or the ranking of an officer.
O Alexandros Jannetos einai arxi-Malakas.
Malakas by Alex February 16, 2005
A short and non-explicit way to say motherfucker

Originally derived from j-roc, a character from the hit mocumentary trailer park boys and gang leader of the “roc pile”
Gang: “hey U boys tryina pick a fight???”

J-roc: “ya we gonna whip your dog asses”
Gang: “bring it on”

J-roc: you maavkas r goin DOWN
maavkas by Tpboi February 23, 2021
the most beautiful bitch.he is mostly an "epaliotis" or as known as "kagkouras" maybe you have a crush on a malakas.you should be proud (especially if he is an albanian)
I like him but he is such a malakas
malakas by h_mounara November 19, 2021
One who eats lunch with you but does not clean up after himself or put away the chair he got feom another location.
O Pavlos ine malakas yiati afise tin karekla sto grafio mou kai tora preppi na tin paro ego na tin valo sto alo domatio.

O Pavlos ine malakas yiati afise ta skoupidia tou edo.

O Pavlos troi tsonta; diladi, then ine malakas alla ine poustis.
malakas by pavlosINEmalakas January 22, 2007
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